You MIGHT be working in a sweatshop, if...

• You get an e-mail bitching you out for having your phone in "aux" for eight minutes while you were taking a dump
• Your paycheck is consistently short by as much as seven hours every week
• You have to manually keep a spreadsheet of all your orders, and manually copy/paste the order numbers into the ordering software each and every day, one by fucking one (until the orders are invoiced), to insure that some fuckstick in Malaysia hasn't stolen one of your orders
• Your managers hand out 4-6 sheets of paper every day, reminding you of "manager's specials" that do not actually exist in the ordering software
• You get an hour's notice that your lunch hour is being cut in half, but that lunch will be "catered," and your "lunch" consists of a 3" segment of an awesome Jersey Mike's club sub sammich (just enough to tease a fatass like me) -- no chips or drink

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