How Would A Patriot Act, Part II

Holy shit. Colbert didn't hit 'em with the chair -- he jammed a whole chair factory up their asses sideways, without grease.

Of course the Preznit & First Lady took it graciously.

UPDATE: I'm taking up a collection to buy Colbert a wheelbarrow (see graphic, top right), so that he may have something comfortable in which to transport his gargantuan gonads. I'll coordinate with folx I know in NYC to have it delivered (and videotaped, of course), if I raise sufficient money to cover the wheelbarrow, singing presenter, card, etc.
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