Why Santorum's Stunt Is Newsworthy

Well, it is! It just is!

Also newsworthy:

NEWS FLASH: President Bush Caught With Stash Of Child Porn*

* actually a Victoria’s Secret catalog, but, all those women were children in the late 1980s, and they are fully disrobed on a daily basis

UPDATE: Yet another local straw-grasper, who may or may not allow my comment to be posted.
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