Funky Chicken In The Spambucket

Seems like everyone's doing it -- posting about the bizarre spam they get. Gmail intercepts all of mine, flawlessly, and I never open any of it... but here's what the previews have looked like the last couple of days:

From: Lew Ferrell
Subj: automotive sunbathe
No, Shoz-Dijiji never be reservation Indian! But Gerohimo is old and he has the wisdom of the old...

From: Moll Shafer
Subj: shower
There was no telescreen, but there must be hidden microphones: besides,they could be seen. You...

Now, who in the hell is gonna open anything that looks like that?

UPDATE: Check it:

From: Reg Pearce
Subj: dreamer doghouse
He seemed to have been waiting for it, for he told us the exact time of the interval. The priests...

From: Cancelamento
Subj: Urgente Cancelamento
Brasília, 29 de julho de 2006 Restituição de multas eleitorais A Portaria n° 40/2006...

From: Benedict Boyer
Subj: first lady
Your mother would NEVER have done that, Emily. I have our names here, writtenon these slips of...

Fom: Barbara Hartman
Subj: firing line
She held out her hand with its short, broad-tipped fingers. But the Prince had seen him and had...

From: Steve Robertson
Subj: right angle tutor
Hes even younger, a very thin,very dark, nervous-looking boy. I got to a spot where the grass...

I mean, literally... WTF?
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