Yes, folx... it's come to this.
I do not have the physique to model this stuff, but let me tell you: For under $20, it's difficult to get all that giddy about a retail purchase that you're not going to eat or drink. This is one of those rare occasions.
I picked up some of Target's C9 by Champion long and short underwear. It's like knock-off UnderArmour. The longs were $12; the shorts, $5. Oh my FSM. This is like a vacation for your junk! Sure, I'd love a TempurPedic mattress, but dang! This is like a TempurPedic mattress for your junk! I did not know underwear technology had advanced so significantly in the last decade or so. This stuff is truly amazing. I shudder to think what I may have achieved if I'd had this underwear the whole time it's been available to the general public, and not just multi-millionaire athletes and astronauts!
This may be the nicest money I ever spent on me. I luxuriate in comfort.
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ahhhhhhhhhh the simple pleasures dearrie!!!
xxxxxxxxxxoooooo K
That just made my list. As soon as the budget allows. ;)
CHEZ BEZ -- I'm tellin' ya, I've ben wearing a long pair under my sweats all day in the condo (@ ~72°F), and I just rode two miles on the electric scooter. Comfortable all the way. Not too hot in the condo, not at all cold, outside. And they feel awesome on yer junk! :) Best $12 I ever spent!
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"A vacation for your junk"
I am DYING. Hahahaha! Men. :)
In other news, glad to see the boys are having a blast together now!
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