smalfish turned me onto this

Hey, cabloid assholes, whose ratings are tanking! Lissen up!

Want to increase your share? Get with the program, and quit purposely trying to piss off about 70% of Americans on a daily basis. Those droolcups who watch O'Reilly aren't going to switch, and they have one foot in the grave, demographically, so quit being pantywaists (leave that to many of the Dems in Congress), and buck the fuck up.
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