Discomfort

Someone asked me to purge self-inflicted porn off their computer.

Now, dammit, I've got nothin' at all against porn, but when someone asks me to do something like this, it kinda turns my stomach. I really have to decline. It opens me up to legal issues I'd rather not be exposed to, since not all porn is legal -- and I sure as hell don't wanna have to look at what you're asking me to purge (believe me, I'm not the least bit interested in knowing what kinds of porn you like, folx). But since I can't do such a purge and not possibly unwittingly aid-and-abet, I just have to say, "Sorry, but no."

Egad.
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