Beads of Sweat

... are bustin' out on Brian McMurphy's (a/k/a Smantix, it is said) brow.

The thought of a Vast Tennessee Left Wing Conspiracy has weakened his bladder.

Maybe he's right. Maybe bloggers will recruit his children, and turn 'em into (gasp!) Democrats.

Worse yet, teach 'em to think for themselves.

At that point, the concern gets very real, indeed. If his kids figure out what the policies of the current regime have wrought, they may well kill him in his sleep because of his support for same.
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