You Were Scene*

... at Harris Twitter. :) If you're that smokin' hawt brunette that was eyin' my manly safety vest there, today, give me a holler!


Electric Youth.

Who dat? Big Red Ugly! Do you realize I only today noticed that the back tire is wider than the front one...? And I've already checked the tire pressure thrice! Dang, I'm dumb as hail.

Christ Almighty. A Barney Chair.

* subtitled, "(Or... My Monday In Less Than 0.5M Pixels)"
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