Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Have You Accepted Christ

... as your personal pizza experience manager? 

I know I sure have!

This is the second pizza from this chain (no; not Domino's!) I've gotten with this label. The first time, it was from a store on the other side of town, when I was helping a friend move. I had assumed the manager of the store was named Christopher, and there simply weren't enough characters print out the full name on the label.

Now, I think it's a plot.
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7 comments :

Anonymous said...

Maybe the last name is Oona-Crust.

Anonymous said...

Ok, that's bizarre. Wikipedia doesn't say anything about fundies owning the company, so I'm stumped.

Anonymous said...

Christ is a fairly common given name in some communities; a Christ Bartges used to run the Greek diner next to the newspaper I used to work at.

(I remember the name of a diner owner from 35 years ago and can't tell you what I had for lunch. There's a name for this phenomena...and I will thank none of you to mention it.)

Or the other possibility is that the governor of Florida is moonlighting/hiding out from his "fiancee" at a pizza joint in Nashville. There's probably a song in this theory somewhere.

Pen Ultimate said...

xan -- However, two different locations of the same chain in the same city...?

Maybe Christ(opher) get a transfer to my neighborhood store in the meantime, though. I hadn't considered that.
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Ali said...

More importantly, $8.73 for a pizza? Damn cheap.

Ali said...

And there's far too much talk of this Christ person in the US of A.

Anonymous said...

@ali: that's 8.73 REAL dollars.

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