Saturday, June 24, 2006

Bo-Bo Blow-By-Blow

Well, Bobo Brooks has gone 'round the bend, characterizing Markos Moulitsas ("Kos") as a "keyboard kingpin," and readers of his site (nearly 5 million month) as "squadrons of rabid lambs." Funniest part: Brooks compares Kos to Tom Delay.

Well, that sounds like a valid comparison, doesn't it? Let me whoop up a handy chart, for those keeping score at home:

































Tom Delay Kos
Reprimanded by House Ethics
Committee numerous times
Held a conference in Las Vegas
that made the GOP crap its collective pants
Indicted in Texas on campaign
financing violations
Held a conference in Las Vegas
that made the GOP crap its collective pants
Led a successful gerrymandering
effort to assure GOP dominance in Texas legislature
Held a conference in Las Vegas
that made the GOP crap its collective pants
Misused FAA assets to locate
protesting TX Democrats
Held a conference in Las Vegas
that made the GOP crap its collective pants
Known as "Hot Tub Tom" Held a conference in Las Vegas
that made the GOP crap its collective pants
Receieved golf trips from Jack
Abramoff
Held a conference in Las Vegas
that made the GOP crap its collective pants
Resigned from the House in
disgrace
Held a conference in Las Vegas
that made the GOP crap its collective pants

Now, I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that there aren't 1000 people on Planet Earth who would spend their own money, out-of-pocket, to travel to Vegas to see what Brooks and his brain trustees would have to say, not even if the booze and hookers were free.

P.S. -- If anyone knows how to get rid of all that horriffic blank space above the table, HELP!!!!
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4 comments :

Anonymous said...

Bobo is so absurd.

I'm techno-illiterate - so I can't help with the spaces; but I like the chart!

Pen Ultimate said...

geoduck -- Thanks. I'm fairly HTML literate, but I suspect there's some wacky stylesheet info in the Blogger template that treats tables like a red-headed stepchild. I dunno... it's not that important, I guess. If I get too pissed about it, I'll just write my own template without all this gawdawful, confusing CSS positioning bullshit. :)
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Anonymous said...

Except that, Jefferson, Kos didn't hold the conference. Volunteer organizers from his blog organized and staged it, with his blessing. The Wanker Brigade, who won't do anything without a quid pro quo, just can't wrap their minds around that much-ignored fact.

When the TradMedia latched onto this as the Next Big Thing, rushed to cover it, and put it on a pedestal, many who attended (including me) - once we got over the shock of so much attention being generated in so little time - knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that the wingnuts and their pawns in the press would try to find a way to knock it down again, especially after their initial disappointment of finding that Kossacks were, you know, normal people.

Pen Ultimate said...

Sharoney -- I'll buy that for a dollar! :)

Seriously... I don't know or care what Kos had to do with the conference. I don't read Daily Kos regularly, but read articles linked from elsehwhere, several times a month. To me, it doesn't matter. He is perceived as being some mastermind behind the conference, and I doubt there's any way to reverse that. Eh -- doesn't matter, really.

The conference scared the shit out of the GOP and the traditional media. Of this, there can be no doubt.
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