What's A Fruit Dazzle?

Well, it's an artificially-sweetened, flavored, carbonated water, sold at Aldi. It's cheap, too -- $0.49/liter. Not bad. Don't drink it after coffee, though... the Aspartame doesn't mesh with coffee's aftertaste.

Whatever you do, if you buy this stuff, open it very slowly. It's highly charged with CO2. It will spew all over you, your family, your pets and your electronics if you don't open it with great caution. It's beverage nitroglycerin. You cannot handle it gently enough.
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