
This is a Swipes™ reusable eyewear lens cleaner, and this mutha is handier than a pocket on a shirt. Won't scratch plastic lenses, dishwasher safe (for cleaning), and the best stocking stuffer on the planet. Everone who wears external lenses of any sort needs one of these, and would love to have one. Combine it with a teensy dab of that Aldi hand sanitizer on each lens' surface, and you got a lens cleaner that not even dried gorilla snot can frustrate. Of course, if you're close enough to a gorilla as to allow its snot to land on your glasses, you might have bigger issues than dirty glasses. ;)
You can get these from me, postpaid, for $7.00 each, or 4 for $21.00 ("buy three, get one free!"). Or, you can get one at Walgreen's for $3.99. :)
Can you see me doin' this, though? Toolin' downtown around lunchtime, sellin' these until I make $30+ during lunch, and spending the rest of my time jackin' around the 'net with you yahoos? Would that fuckin' rawk, or what?!?

I could not have arrived at this improbable place without y'all -- Thank You And You And You And You And You.
UPDATE II -- Speakin' of smudgy glasses, I almost forgot about this asshole.
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3 comments :
This looks like a freat item. With dirty lenses, I find it impossible to use my garlic peeler or breadcrust trimmer.--Draco
Thank, Draco! Yeah, it's the little thangs, sometimes... I expect to sell a bunch of them, if I can hook up with the wholesaler.
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Dude. I would DRIVE to Nashville to get those from you. Everybody on my gift list wears glasses now, I think. Plus, with a toddler with allergies, a hyperactive Border collie and HarryCat all in the house, we know snot. A lot. Will be in contact ASAP.
I'm not sure whom you'd talk to at the Arcade to do it, but they would eat you up (along with your glass-cleaner thingies) between about 11 and 1:30 down there when everybody goes to lunch and on walkabout. Wahoo!
Good luck!
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