Fucking Sack Up, America.

I can't imagine what a fucking laugh Osama bin Laden gets, seeing our satellite feeds from today.

Did Harry S. Truman go speak in solemn tones at Pearl Harbor to surviving family members of the many servicemen killed nine years prior to December 7, 1950?

No. He didn't.

Know why? 'Cause America didn't used to be a bunch of pants-wetting pussies. That's fucking why.

I mean... what the fuck, America? Get the fuck over it. Yeah, 19 fuckers killed 3000 of our civilians in one day. We killed several hundred thousand of their civilians over the course of the next nine years (not to mention hundreds of thousands of Iraqis who had fuck-all to do with any of that shit), and wasted well over $1 Trillion dollars in that pursuit. So again I say, "GET THE FUCK OVER IT."

You know what REALLY pisses me off? That I live in a congressional district of only one of four absolute scumbag Democrats (and don't relax, wingnuts: 155 out of 159 of your corporate cocksuckers in the House voted against the act, too) -- JIM FUCKING COOPER -- who had the fucking temerity to vote against healthcare for first responders to the events of 9/11/2001. Nice, huh? Yeah, that's fucking great -- leave the fucking heroes who rushed in to save people that day from certain death without health coverage. That's a fucking grateful nation for you, right fucking there.

You want to do more than stick up a "Support The Troops" bumper sticker? Call Jim Cooper, and tell him you hope Satan's barbed and scaly cock undulates to and fro in his rectum for eternity for this unforgivable shit, unless he works to fix it and bring it back up for a vote, ASAP. Some of these people can't wait another nine years for help, and it's up to you and me to pressure the complete shitbags in Congress like Jim Cooper to make it happen.
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