Comcast Monopoly Bastards

This is why I stay on my $40/month Clear 4G plan. Such cocksucking bastards. And thanks, FCC, you useless, give-a-fuck cocksuckers.
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Fucking Sack Up, America.

I can't imagine what a fucking laugh Osama bin Laden gets, seeing our satellite feeds from today.

Did Harry S. Truman go speak in solemn tones at Pearl Harbor to surviving family members of the many servicemen killed nine years prior to December 7, 1950?

No. He didn't.

Know why? 'Cause America didn't used to be a bunch of pants-wetting pussies. That's fucking why.

I mean... what the fuck, America? Get the fuck over it. Yeah, 19 fuckers killed 3000 of our civilians in one day. We killed several hundred thousand of their civilians over the course of the next nine years (not to mention hundreds of thousands of Iraqis who had fuck-all to do with any of that shit), and wasted well over $1 Trillion dollars in that pursuit. So again I say, "GET THE FUCK OVER IT."

You know what REALLY pisses me off? That I live in a congressional district of only one of four absolute scumbag Democrats (and don't relax, wingnuts: 155 out of 159 of your corporate cocksuckers in the House voted against the act, too) -- JIM FUCKING COOPER -- who had the fucking temerity to vote against healthcare for first responders to the events of 9/11/2001. Nice, huh? Yeah, that's fucking great -- leave the fucking heroes who rushed in to save people that day from certain death without health coverage. That's a fucking grateful nation for you, right fucking there.

You want to do more than stick up a "Support The Troops" bumper sticker? Call Jim Cooper, and tell him you hope Satan's barbed and scaly cock undulates to and fro in his rectum for eternity for this unforgivable shit, unless he works to fix it and bring it back up for a vote, ASAP. Some of these people can't wait another nine years for help, and it's up to you and me to pressure the complete shitbags in Congress like Jim Cooper to make it happen.
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What If...

... the Tea Party was black?

A very good read.
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WasteAnger Management

What a start to my day.

Waste Management has been sending trucks to empty our condo complex's dumpsters lately as early as 4:00 a.m. -- a clear violation of metro noise ordinances. There's no quiet way to empty a half-dozen dumpsters, and the 110dB back-up beeper doesn't help a whole lot, either. Calls to WM have gone unheeded.

At 4:50 this morning, they were back. I got out of bed, grabbed my keys, helmet and cellphone, and decided to go have a talk with the bastards who want to wake me up at this ungodly hour.

Well, the guy didn't want to talk, so I blocked his path with my scooter, and called the cops. He had some choice words for me, even while I was on the phone with the police dispatcher (who advised me to put some distance between me and the driver, and to call 9-1-1 if violence was threatened). Within a few minutes, a small gathering of my neighbors had come out to see what was going on... none of them happy with these early morning trash pickups, of course.

About 5:55, the cops had still not arrived, but WM's operations manager, Troy Dickson, had arrived. The corporate spin was masterful -- "Oh, we have to walk a fine line between the ordinances and the public's safety... kids going to school, people hurriedly backing out of driveways, without coffee and late for work, etc." I'm sure WM has made great strides in reducing accidents, as Mr. Dickson claimed... but I suspect that some multi-million dollar settlements and rising insurance premiums have had more to do with that than concern for public safety. After all, why else would you be sending a guy out at 4 a.m. to collect the trash? Because of the bottom line, you know they've cut their workforce, and are making these guys work longer hours, starting earlier and earlier every week.

After nearly an hour, and still no cops, Mr. Dickson convinced me that this would not happen again (and seeing as how the driver had told him that I had used racial slurs -- uh, no -- the implication was clear that that would figure into any police report... not that it matters, but seeing as how the goal was simply to get WM to STOP coming so early...), and gave me his cellphone number, card, etc. I figure if WM can roll a salaried guy out before 6:00 a.m., maybe the point has been made. If not, it's sure gonna be ugly, next time.
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A Welcome Sight At StatCounter

Yes, Jim Cooper... we are coming to express our discontent. Welcome home!
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Adaptation

I seem to be more serious when I make comments, elsewhere.

Maybe I need a blog to consolidate those thoughts. Or maybe I can do this here, between pussy pictures. :)

Anyway!

If you guys [the GOP] were the villagers in “The Boy Who Cried Wolf,” not only would the boy not have been left alone to be eaten by wolves, but he’d also have a multi-billion no-bid contract to peep in your windows to make sure no wolves were being secreted amongst you.

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You Know, I AM Insane

... but I think Karl Rove's exit of the country supposedly on the date of his Subpoena to Appear before the U.S. House of Representatives Judiciary Committee is telling.

So hot is the speculation that war-crimes trials will eventually follow in foreign or international courts that Lawrence Wilkerson, Colin Powell’s former chief of staff, has publicly advised Mr. Feith, Mr. Addington and Alberto Gonzales, among others, to “never travel outside the U.S., except perhaps to Saudi Arabia and Israel.” But while we wait for the wheels of justice to grind slowly, there are immediate fears to tend. Ms. Mayer’s book helps cement the case that America’s use of torture has betrayed not just American values but our national security, right to the present day.

I suspect we'll see a lot of reports of deaths, both here and overseas, of key Bush administration officials. Mostly overseas, and mostly in 4Q, 2008/January, 2009.

Why do you doubt this?
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Hey, Grass Valley!

Bite my shiny, white, plastic iAss.
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Pizza Hut Charlotte Pk -- FUCKING SUCK ASS

No show bastids.

I ordered a pizza at 9:15. Est. delivery @ 10:15 (!). Okay, it's Saturday night, and they're a whole 1.5 miles away.

I call at 10:45, and get put on hold. Like I'm going to pay 10 cents/minute for this abuse.

Fuck those fucking amateurs. If I had a car, I could have gone to Kroger, bought all the ingredients for a from-scratch pizza, and been treating my heartburn by now.

Pizza Hut? You'll never see another dime, motherfuckers.
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