Weekend Recap, Succinct w/Lessons Learned

Wink is deceptively simple... for morons, apparently. If I hadn't seen this screen 100 times since Friday evening, I wouldn't have had to viciously cockpunch that old man for innocuously uttering "uh-oh" in my presence, today.  ;)

Eighth and Roast's hipster/quasi-vegan (not) biscuits are small, pricy and delicious.

Landlady felt guilty, gave me this.  :)

There are good people doing good works in Nashville. Click to, well, you know. h/t Ed.

Honda kicks major ass, forever and always, ramen.

Mormons can  be people, despite the majority who present as advanced androids with can opener personalities.

Awww, KITTEH!

Awww, HOPPY BEER!  I want the 12pk/2-flight "Deconstructed" set... brewmaster preparatory classes!

Steve is a fellow Smyrnan, rides a kickass Vespa 300ie Super and knows some awesome backroads in Roofie County. Also?  Hell of a Nice Guy, and newish friend. Here's our ride today, map junkies!

Steve and I are considering a counter-club alternative to Nashville's The Snakes SC. That would be the Volunteer Scooter Cooter Collective of Middle Tennessee. Must be age 40 or over to enter. And if your main ride is Chinese, under 100cc or pink and/or flowery, you must have a visible tattoo.  ;) Face/neck, preferably.

GoodYear is spying on me. I knew I shouldn't have started with the Michelins and the Wink mesh net.
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This Is NOT

... a Men's XXL t-shirt, Goodwill. REFUND.

204.2 lbs.

This is  a Men's XL, though. One X, not two!

You can still see my hernia, though.

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Might As Well

... since it may soon be quite a long time before I see this seething nest of Republicans, again.

... unless I win Powerballs, tonight. Then, I'm buying a hi-rise condo in The Gulch, and a sniper rifle.  ;)
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I Was Invoiced

 ... for general stupidity!  Luckily, I had the amount on my person.

Ivy's daughter begins her life of crime.
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Walkin' Muthelfuckel

Ah, yes. The Global Corporate Challenge, if ever there was a depersonalizing title for healthier living?  That would be it. But as you can see, my typical workday aces this, which may be why my feet aren't hurting so badly, now, and I feel pretty energized when I get home now, too.
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Last Kittehs of 2010

Sorry it had to be a flash photo, but you try dislodging them from the bedroom, okay? :lol:

Have a safe and HOPPY NEW BEER! If ya drink, please don't drive -- lots of amateurs on the roads, tonight, so best to get where you're goin', and stay there.
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It's A Fair Edit

Oh, sure it is. Fair and fuckin' balanced, you betcha!

h/t 1Watt
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Because No One Reads Sadly, No!

Best. Video. EVAR.
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We'll Put On Zeppelin

... and eat cheddar cheese.
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The Perfect Glenn Beck Haircut

The #3 guard and Conair!

I bet a get a lot of crazy fuckers dropping in here from Google who think I don't think Glenn Beck is a total whackaloon who is brainwashing the drooling idiot 24% into Mormonism. To them: Man, you guys are SOOOOO SMART.
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Drunken Sailor

Went on a ride, today, and ended up spending money like a Republican on illegal wars.

... including the much-needed new mousepad @ Big Lots (a whole $0.80 + tax). Also bought a pair of handguards for the scooter (for cold weather riding), and a set of electric clippers for giving myself haircuts. All told, ~$40.

Yours Truly standing on the Ashland City bridge, overlooking the Cumberland River.

UPDATE: I neglected to mention... you can't see how horrendously long my hair is in that photo, under the Fulmer AF-655 helmet, but I assure you, the new clippers will be used, tonight!
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You Do The Math

Ooooooooo-kay.
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Plum P Tries

... to blow my tiny li'l mind by sending me a Christmas card featuring tots playing hockey on an impressionistic field of molten lava.

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For Mickey

Mickey's one of the guys over at TennesseeFree.com whose every thought traces back to the Council on Foreign Relations.
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Tina Fey

Here's one gesture I expect to see this Saturday:

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Oh, My Achin' Sides!

Click it!

h/t the blogless Karin Hussein.
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Father's Day

... is gonna rawk this year!
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I Call Him

... Mel(ville), the Marshmallow Whale.
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A Fringe, Cat-Shaped Patriot

Ceiling Cat bless the U.S. of A.!
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Need I Say More?

Right next to the "Dirty Sanchez" tree...
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