Calling All Chimacum!

Just a hundred yards from the business in the last post, you now know where to be two weekends hence! They're gonna show Babe!
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Drink Up, Shriners

Koozies rewl. Koozie weather rawks.

Not that anyone should care, but I completed the doctor-recommended* 40 minutes of heart-accelerating walking, covered 1.4 miles and came back with a blood pressure of 128/74, and a heart rate of 89bpm.

Not that anyone should care also, but now you can keep tabs on what I eat and how much I drink by clicking this link, or the My Fatness Pal logo, top right of this blog screen. Smoking, I will keep to myself.

* The psychopathological cardiothoracic surgeon made that recommendation, so maybe it was to KILL me. He said I should work up to that much constant activity per day, not that it should be fast, but that it be contiguous, without rests.
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Yazoo, Too

Many photos, much fun.

Yours, Hoppily, and Sara, Ross' ladyfriend. Ross and the boys were off twisting each others' Italian nuts.

Fine folx, and spent hop vines.

These folks are awesome. They gave us two kegs of beer last year for Blue vs. Grey II.

Yessir. Nossir, I wasn't. Yessir, I was.  :)

Fuck, I'm in Vermont.

Nope. Nashville, baby!

Spent vines.

Van on tap!

 

Linus and J.P.

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Yahoo for Yazoo out the Wazoo!

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Up Near Cripple Creek

Parker was there to greet me.

(Country) Jeff was on his way back after being called into work, and then called to say, "no worries" before he got halfway there. He's assembling some fine chicken coops, here.

Not Safe For Mickey Kaus.

Spotted piglets!  Squeeee!

Hello, ladies.

Look at that 'un!  Reddish with spots!

Aw, kittehs!
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#8

Ready to lift, next month. ST pays most of this, btw.

Wanda sports the logo, 'cause of the giveaways.
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Day/Dusk

Curly stayed close by, unsupervised... for the most part. He got under the house.

The spice must... go, in cheap plastic trays from Dollar Tree!

Who would ride one of those?

I would!  I would!

"Does it say 'dead beer storage' outside my house, Jules?  Does  it?  Just tell me!"

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Weekend Recap, Succinct w/Lessons Learned

Wink is deceptively simple... for morons, apparently. If I hadn't seen this screen 100 times since Friday evening, I wouldn't have had to viciously cockpunch that old man for innocuously uttering "uh-oh" in my presence, today.  ;)

Eighth and Roast's hipster/quasi-vegan (not) biscuits are small, pricy and delicious.

Landlady felt guilty, gave me this.  :)

There are good people doing good works in Nashville. Click to, well, you know. h/t Ed.

Honda kicks major ass, forever and always, ramen.

Mormons can  be people, despite the majority who present as advanced androids with can opener personalities.

Awww, KITTEH!

Awww, HOPPY BEER!  I want the 12pk/2-flight "Deconstructed" set... brewmaster preparatory classes!

Steve is a fellow Smyrnan, rides a kickass Vespa 300ie Super and knows some awesome backroads in Roofie County. Also?  Hell of a Nice Guy, and newish friend. Here's our ride today, map junkies!

Steve and I are considering a counter-club alternative to Nashville's The Snakes SC. That would be the Volunteer Scooter Cooter Collective of Middle Tennessee. Must be age 40 or over to enter. And if your main ride is Chinese, under 100cc or pink and/or flowery, you must have a visible tattoo.  ;) Face/neck, preferably.

GoodYear is spying on me. I knew I shouldn't have started with the Michelins and the Wink mesh net.
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Monday Is Also A Day

I wouldn't mind winning the Cold Beer Lottery. Any lottery jackpot, for that matter.

Laundry started, dinner was next. Dominos had a $7.99 pick-up special -- large 3-topping. Mine were onions, roasted red peppers and mushrooms. Half a large 'za, 800 calories. Hey, I had peas and corn for lunch!

Holla for the Dollar Tree. Getting some kitchen diddleys and stuff for the solar bathroom.

Wanda's all loaded up. Let's go home.

A rare sight in my presence: a paid-for sixer of Sweetwater 420, in toto.

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Summer Drank

Here's all ya need. Add ice if you like!

I haven't had liquor in a year, but I get tired of beer most summers. I want something un-carbonated, fresh, yes, fruity. This works quite well!  And it's a bit lighter in its caloric load for the dieter.
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Wednesday Weigh-In

© Wader via flikr. Used under Creative Commons license.

The holiday allowed me an excuse to behave foolishly (six Lagunitas IPAs, for example, and very little exercise), and so this week has been a bit of a plateau. Here's to next week.

Starting weight (6/2/2014): 218.0 lbs.
Current weight: 204.0 lbs.
Difference: 14.0 lbs.
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Another Day In Blogville

Wanda needs a wash. Supposed to rain most of the weekend.

SNPA in cans!  Sallyh had never seen 'em. I figure they may only be available in the Outer Realms.

Bluetooth speaker hand grenade. G-POP?  Sounds pretty fly. Rechargeable battery, too!

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